





By A Web Design

Tickets €10


“… and just a pinch of cyanide!” says the sweet old lady to her nephew. So begins a nightmare evening for the theatre critic, Mortimer Brewster, as he tries to deal with his crazy, homicidal family and local police in Brooklyn, NY, as he debates whether to go through with his recent promise to marry the woman he loves. His family includes two spinster aunts who have taken to helping solitary old men out of their lonely existence with the help of a glass of home-made elderberry wine, a brother who believes he is Teddy Roosevelt and digs locks for the Panama Canal in the cellar, and a psychotic brother who has had plastic surgery performed by an alcoholic accomplice, Dr. Einstein.
The Carnegie Players were founded in 2009 to help raise funds for their bijou theatre, the Carnegie Arts Centre in Kenmare. They have performed to great acclaim such masterpieces as Sive by John B Keane, An Inspector Calls by J B Priestley, Dancing at Lughnasa by Brian Friel, and A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens. They now bring to the stage Jackie Langley’s production of this dark comedy by Joseph Kesselring, opening with a gala evening on Friday 27th April. So what will happen to Mortimer’s spinster aunts? Will Teddy go on burying yellow fever victims in the Panama Canal? Will Jonathan get his comeuppance? And will Elaine finally get her man? It will only cost you €12 to find out!
Tickets €12/€10 (students)
Dairy Milk Chronicles - May 29th & 30th - 7.30pm

‘The Dairy Milk Chronicles’ is an exhilarating new comedy sketch show hitting the Carnegie Arts Centre in Kenmare on the 29th and 30th of May. It is a locally written comedy, originally conceived in Dublin.
The writer teamed up with local producer JJ Sullivan; who got all the necessary wheels in motion. After a short read through of the script, JJ quickly acted to get auditions up and running a week later. Eventually a stellar cast and crew (or ‘The Tokyo Players’ as they’re known) were assembled and rehearsals began.
There were a few bumps along the path to show night, but JJ kept it on course; working endlessly to make sure the audience are as thrilled, excited and entertained as he was the first time he read it.
The Dairy Milk chronicles promises to be the funniest thing to take place in Kenmare this year. So come down on the 29th and 30th of May to witness a once in a lifetime comedy experience. After all it’s only €7!
Here is a quick Biography of the immensely talented ‘Tokyo Players’:
JJ Sullivan:
The producer: Without JJ ‘The Dairy Milk Chronicles’ could not take place! Coming from the Black Valley, his talents have not gone un-noticed by short film makers and writers from far and wide. He has aided many productions for film; including an advertisement trailer for Killarney tourism. Although this is his first time to produce for theatre, his expertise and experience from so many productions ensure that his skill will shine throughout this show, making it look as smooth and professional as one of his short films.
CAST
Michael
An amazingly vast wealth of acting talent was unearthed when Michael auditioned. Coming from Kenmare, Michael was virtually unknown by the world of acting; but it was the world of acting who was missing out. This wonderfully flexible and incredibly funny actor is not a stranger to the stage, having played bass for the band ‘Psycho Jango’ who in 2010 won a battle of the bands competition in Kenmare. Although he’s swapping his bass to tread the boards, he is exceedingly skilled at both arts.
Steve
Originally from Wales but now living in Kenmare, Steve is a fantastically fresh actor who provides an important addition of variation for comic effect. Having studied drama in Wales, Steve brings a powerful presence to his acting role; along with mountains of chemistry and comic timing! Steve is a bouncy & bubbly person and he always gives these fantastic traits to each one of his characters. He will not fail to have the audience besotted with him.
Max
Max is one of the most dedicated and persevering actors in the cast. He is full of determination to get every last detail correct. Currently studying for his Leaving Cert. In Kenmare, he has a lot of responsibilities to balance, but everyone is sure he is skilled enough to pull it off. With a treasure trove of diction, articulation and clarity Max has taken on some of the sketch shows toughest parts, but just like a professional he throws everything he has into his performance and shines constantly.
Russ
When Russ auditioned for the parts he shocked everyone with an overwhelming display of his, until then, unknown talents. Russ brings something that none of the other actors can bring to his roles; a brewding intensity which culminates in an explosive performance. This will lead to many surprises throughout the show. The characters he portrays seem to be written for him in an uncanny similarity to his acting skills. Russ’ performance is sure to please everyone who likes to be shocked.
Maeve
Anyone who has seen a musical in Pobalscoil Inbhear Sceine will know of the impressive acting prowess that Maeve is blessed with. From Kenmare, Maeve brings a much needed charismatic and elegant grace to the show. She gives subtle gravitas and emotional brevity to each of her characters, while still allowing for excellent comic timing. Everyone watching will notice her talent and wonderful stage presence, Maeve is sure to be a star in the future.
Anna
Also from Kenmare, Anna is the newest addition to the cast, but she is an integral member in many of the sketches. The show is very lucky to have her unstoppable talent and skill. Anna is a veteran of the Pobalscoil Inbhear Sceine Musicals and has magnificent acting ability. Her determination to get everything right and her professionalism when faced with a daunting new script will prove her to be an incredible actor with fantastic projection and self-awareness on stage.
The chemistry and talent of all the actors guarantees an amazing show of brilliance for any audience who loves to laugh!
Tickets €7
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